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The One Where No One Proposes

The accidental proposal is cleared up — sort of. Ross and Rachel navigate being new parents together while definitely not being a couple.

September 26, 2002 Dir: Kevin S. Bright Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer
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The One Where Emma Cries

Baby Emma won't stop crying and everyone tries to help. Rachel is exhausted, Ross is panicking, and the gang offers creative solutions.

October 3, 2002 Dir: Sheldon Epps Written by: Dana Klein Borkow
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The One with the Pediatrician

Rachel is embarrassed that she still sees her childhood pediatrician. Ross and Rachel struggle with their co-parenting arrangement.

October 10, 2002 Dir: Roger Christiansen Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones
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The One with the Sharks

Monica catches Chandler watching a questionable TV show featuring sharks, and completely misinterprets what's happening. The misunderstanding is legendary.

October 17, 2002 Dir: Ben Weiss Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen
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The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner

Phoebe's birthday dinner falls apart when everyone shows up late. She's furious and the evening becomes about making it up to her.

October 31, 2002 Dir: David Schwimmer Written by: Scott Silveri
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The One with the Male Nanny"†

Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is sensitive and wonderful. Ross has a problem with it, and the episode digs into why.

November 7, 2002 Dir: Kevin S. Bright Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman
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The One with Ross' Inappropriate Song

Ross sings a very inappropriate song to baby Emma — and it's the only thing that makes her laugh. He's mortified but can't stop.

November 14, 2002 Dir: Gary Halvorson Written by: Robert Carlock
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The One with Rachel's Other Sister

Rachel's other sister Amy visits for Thanksgiving and insults everyone. A fight over who would get Emma if something happened to Ross and Rachel gets heated.

November 21, 2002 Dir: Kevin S. Bright Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
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The One with Rachel's Phone Number

Rachel gives her phone number to a guy at a bar while out with Phoebe, creating a dilemma when he calls. Ross and Joey's apartment bond deepens.

December 5, 2002 Dir: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth
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The One with Christmas in Tulsa

Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa for work, away from Monica. Flashbacks and phone calls highlight how much the couple misses each other.

December 12, 2002 Dir: Kevin S. Bright Written by: Doty Abrams
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The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work

Rachel goes back to work after maternity leave and faces a new colleague gunning for her job. Monica and Chandler navigate the work-life balance.

January 9, 2003 Dir: Gary Halvorson Written by: Story by : Judd Rubin | Teleplay by : Peter Tibbals
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The One with Phoebe's Rats

Phoebe discovers rats in her apartment and adopts their babies. Mike Hannigan enters Phoebe's life thanks to a last-minute setup by Joey.

January 16, 2003 Dir: Ben Weiss Written by: Story by : Dana Klein Borkow | Teleplay by : Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones
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The One Where Monica Sings"†

Monica sings karaoke and doesn't realize the crowd loves her for the wrong reasons. Chandler quits his job to pursue a career in advertising.

January 30, 2003 Dir: Gary Halvorson Written by: Story by : Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer | Teleplay by : Steven Rosenhaus
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The One with the Blind Dates

Ross and Joey set each other up on terrible blind dates as a scheme to prove they should stay single. The plan backfires beautifully.

February 6, 2003 Dir: Gary Halvorson Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer
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The One with the Mugging

Phoebe discovers a childhood connection to the city that reshapes how she sees her past. Joey runs into a mugger with a surprising link to his career.

February 13, 2003 Dir: Gary Halvorson Written by: Peter Tibbals
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The One with the Boob Job

Joey and Rachel's secret about his feelings comes back up. Monica and Chandler consider a major financial commitment.

February 20, 2003 Dir: Gary Halvorson Written by: Mark Kunerth
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The One with the Memorial Service

Ross creates a fake memorial service for himself online and is hurt that nobody cares. Chandler starts his new advertising career from the bottom.

March 13, 2003 Dir: Gary Halvorson Written by: Story by : Robert Carlock | Teleplay by : Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones
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The One with the Lottery

The gang buys lottery tickets and the drawing turns into a high-stakes evening full of fantasies about what they'd do with the money.

April 3, 2003 Dir: Gary Halvorson Written by: Story by : Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones | Teleplay by : Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer
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The One with Rachel's Dream

Rachel has a dream about Joey that reawakens feelings she didn't expect. The emotional complexity between them builds.

April 17, 2003 Dir: Terry Hughes Written by: Story by : Dana Klein Borkow | Teleplay by : Mark Kunerth
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The One with the Soap Opera Party

Joey throws a soap opera party and keeps it secret from Ross. Rachel's feelings for Joey continue to develop.

April 24, 2003 Dir: Sheldon Epps Written by: Story by : Shana Goldberg-Meehan | Teleplay by : Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen
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The One with the Fertility Test"†

Monica and Chandler take a fertility test and get news that makes their path to parenthood more complicated than expected.

May 1, 2003 Dir: Gary Halvorson Written by: Story by : Scott Silveri | Teleplay by : Robert Carlock
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The One with the Donor

Chandler and Monica explore other options for having children. Joey deals with a donor situation that gets awkward.

May 8, 2003 Dir: Ben Weiss Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen
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The One in Barbados

The gang heads to Barbados for Ross's paleontology conference. Love triangles heat up as Joey, Rachel, Charlie, and Ross sort out their feelings.

May 15, 2003 Dir: Kevin S. Bright Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri
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